this gif of buff chris evans having to pretend like he can’t do a push-up is so important to me.
you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so
do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while